Palace of Wonders: Calendar

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

VIXEN VARIETY

July 2nd Vixen Variety
Vixens's Nightmare before Christmas in July


'Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems in a place perhaps you've seen in your dreams. For the story you're about to be told began with the holiday worlds of auld. Now you've probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven't I'd say it's time you begun. Vixen Variety is at it again, bringing you the most unusual show to date. Celebrate this July with a little holiday spirit and join Mavi, Malibu, Andy Roginous, Zak Las Vegas, Private Tails, Herbie Hind, Sky and Belladonna the Pumpkin King for a night you won't soon forget!



Thursday July 2nd
9pm
Palace of Wonders
1210 HSt NW WDC
www.palaceofwonders.com

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

Prissy Pistol Presents 'Bottle Rocket' - Burlesque & Variety Ind

CELEBRATE THE 4TH OF JULY WITH DC'S VERY OWN LIL DUTCH AND GARY GUTTER FROM THE DUTCH OVEN BURLESQUE! FABULOUS LOCALS BEAUTIFULS DELIA ACES, LAURA ERNEST &OUI OUI NO NO BOTTLE ROCKIN ALL OVER THE PALACE OF WONDERS STAGE! HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY AND GOD BLESS AMERICA FOR BEAUTIFUL BOOBIES!

Saturday, July 4th, 2009

FOURTH OF JULY REGGAGE SOUND SESSION

DRINK SPECIALS ALL NITE LONG, $3.00 RED STRIPES, $4.00 RUM PUNCH, SHOOTERS AND MORE! HAPPY HOUR FROM 5-8, $3.00 RAIL AND DOMESTICS!

Come down to the best of Reggae Sound Clash, with more of the hottest Ska, Roots and Reggae music this side of Jamaica! from Kingston to the capital of Babylon. Jonny2Bad along with brethren DJ More Fyah bringing you a night of good vibes and mellow melodies at The Place of Wonders selected Wednesday nights throughout the summer of ’09!!!

Monday, July 6th, 2009

MAGIC MONDAYS!

EVERY MONDAY AT THE PALACE OF WONDERS ENJOY A MAGIC HAT SUMMER SAMPLER OF BEER FOR ONLY 15.00!! HAPPY HOUR 6-8 $3.00 RAIL DRINKS AND SELECTED DOMESTICS, DRINKS SPECIALS ALL NITE LONG, SHOOTER SPECIALS NON STOP!!

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

ROOTS & REGGAE SOUND CLASH

Come down to the best of Reggae Sound Clash, with more of the hottest Ska, Roots and Reggae music this side of Jamaica! from Kingston to the capital of Babylon. Jonny2Bad along with brethren DJ More Fyah bringing you a night of good vibes and mellow melodies at The Place of Wonders selected Wednesday nights throughout the summer of ’09!!!

Friday, July 10th, 2009

PINSTRIPES AND TASSLES

Drunken host Bastard Keith and the frequently naked Madame Rosebud cordially invite you to Pinstripes and Tassels, an evening of heavenly bodies and bad manners. With dangerous amounts of delicious, New York's finest will do their worst. Pinstripes and Tassels proudly presents Sapphire Jones, Marlo Marquise and DC's own Bambi Galore!

Saturday, July 11th, 2009

THE SKULLDUGGERY AND SKIN SHOW

Sunday, July 12th, 2009

CHOAS COMEDY

"It's comedy that will eat your face!!!"


"The best comics in D.C. perform at the Number One Open Mic---Chaos Comedy Sundays at the Palace of Wonders!

"Come see the area's Brightest Rising Stars before they get famous and suck.

"Drinking is suggested."

Monday, July 13th, 2009

MAGIC MONDAYS!

EVERY MONDAY AT THE PALACE OF WONDERS ENJOY A MAGIC HAT SUMMER SAMPLER OF BEER FOR ONLY 15.00!! HAPPY HOUR 6-8 $3.00 RAIL DRINKS AND SELECTED DOMESTICS, DRINKS SPECIALS ALL NITE LONG, SHOOTER SPECIALS NON STOP!!

Friday, July 17th, 2009

SUGAR SHACK BURLESQUE

Sugar Shack Burlesque presents "Northern Lights, Summer Heat"
at The Palace of Wonders, 1210 H. St. NE Washington DC
www.palaceofwonders.com
July 17th, 2009
Doors at 6, Show at 10pm, 10$

What happens when we bring together the brightest burlesque and sideshow stars from both sides of the Mason Dixon? Shuffle down to the Palace of Wonders on July 17th to find out. Hosted by the ladies of the Shack - Legs Malone and RunAround Sue with performances by veteran performers Hard Cory and The Lady Aye and the sweet cheek newbies, Dolli Holiday and Miss Smitten. Bring your friends, your lovers and everyone in between for a night of debaucherous unity, gorgeous go-go, bawdy burlesque and little bit of the unmentionable....

--
Producer and Performer, Sugar Shack Burlesque
"Keepin it Sweet since 2006"

www.cafepress.com/ssburlesque www.sugarshackburlesque.com http://sugarshackburlesque.blogspot.com www.myspace.com/runaroundsuenyc www.myspace.com/sugarshackburlesque www.myspace.com/sugarshacksouth
Founder, Bleeding Hearts Burlesque
www.myspace.com/bleedingheartsburlesque
HeadMistress, Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School - Richmond Branch
www.myspace.com/drsketchysrva

Saturday, July 18th, 2009

THE PEACH TARTES

The Peach Tartes Let Their Freak Flag Fly!

The Peach Tartes are very kinky girls--the kind of girls you want to know...

Wave your freak flag high and celebrate the Palace of Wonders with us (it's our all-time favorite!) We're gonna get wild now and bring you everything from Little Egypt and Living Dolls to Siamese Twins and Snake Charmers! It's such a freaky scene!

Sunday, July 19th, 2009

CHOAS COMEDY

"It's comedy that will eat your face!!!"


"The best comics in D.C. perform at the Number One Open Mic---Chaos Comedy Sundays at the Palace of Wonders!

"Come see the area's Brightest Rising Stars before they get famous and suck.

"Drinking is suggested."

Monday, July 20th, 2009

MAGIC MONDAYS!

EVERY MONDAY AT THE PALACE OF WONDERS ENJOY A MAGIC HAT SUMMER SAMPLER OF BEER FOR ONLY 15.00!! HAPPY HOUR 6-8 $3.00 RAIL DRINKS AND SELECTED DOMESTICS, DRINKS SPECIALS ALL NITE LONG, SHOOTER SPECIALS NON STOP!!

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

ROOTS & REGGAE SOUND CLASH

Come down to the best of Reggae Sound Clash, with more of the hottest Ska, Roots and Reggae music this side of Jamaica! from Kingston to the capital of Babylon. Jonny2Bad along with brethren DJ More Fyah bringing you a night of good vibes and mellow melodies at The Place of Wonders selected Wednesday nights throughout the summer of ’09!!!

Friday, July 24th, 2009

PALACE 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

HOSTED BY ALBERT CADABRA AND GAL FRIDAY!

Saturday, July 25th, 2009

PALACE 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

HOSTED BY THE WASABASSCO BURLESQUE REVUE AND MEDICINE SHOW!

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009

CHOAS COMEDY

"It's comedy that will eat your face!!!"


"The best comics in D.C. perform at the Number One Open Mic---Chaos Comedy Sundays at the Palace of Wonders!

"Come see the area's Brightest Rising Stars before they get famous and suck.

"Drinking is suggested."

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

VIXEN VARIETY

Sunday, August 9th, 2009

CHOAS COMEDY

"It's comedy that will eat your face!!!"


"The best comics in D.C. perform at the Number One Open Mic---Chaos Comedy Sundays at the Palace of Wonders!

"Come see the area's Brightest Rising Stars before they get famous and suck.

"Drinking is suggested."

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

CHOAS COMEDY

"It's comedy that will eat your face!!!"


"The best comics in D.C. perform at the Number One Open Mic---Chaos Comedy Sundays at the Palace of Wonders!

"Come see the area's Brightest Rising Stars before they get famous and suck.

"Drinking is suggested."

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

CHOAS COMEDY

"It's comedy that will eat your face!!!"


"The best comics in D.C. perform at the Number One Open Mic---Chaos Comedy Sundays at the Palace of Wonders!

"Come see the area's Brightest Rising Stars before they get famous and suck.

"Drinking is suggested."

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

ROSE CITY SHIMMY!!

Rose City Shimmy!

Burlesque is in full bloom in the city of roses!

Meet the shimmering stars of West Coast burlesque. From classic nylon tease to comical shimmys 'n shakes, this eclectic group of sultry, seductive and talented ladies are working hard to keep bump 'n grind alive and well. Now on their first visit to the East Coast, these darlings are ready to take on the world!

The queens of the rapidly rising Portland Burlesque scene and their very special guest San Francisco beauty Pin Key Lee, are a force to be reckoned with and they always leave their audience begging for more.

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

CLOSED FOR A PRIVATE PARTY AND EVENT

THE PALACE OF WONDERS WILL BE CLOSED ON SATURDAY OCTOBER 24TH FOR A PRIVATE EVENT. WE HOPE TO SEE YOU BACK ON HALLOWEEN!

Friday, November 13th, 2009

FEAST OF FLESH

Sex & Danger Double The Fun for this Fabulous Feast of Flesh - Featuring Thrill Kill Jill & Tyler Fyre.
What Fun Festivities could be in store? It's not the Daredevil show kids, it's it's own whole fleshy animal. Find out and taste it for yourself!

Saturday, November 14th, 2009

LUCKY DAREDEVIL THRILLSHOW!!

The LUCKY DAREDEVIL THRILLSHOW is fast paced and funny, death-defying daredevil stunt spectacular with all the glitter, glamour, and gut-wrenching thrills of a Vegas show. Guaranteed to please, amuse, and amaze audiences of all ages! Hosted by silver tongued devil, TYLER FYRE, and the dominatrix of danger, THRILL KILL JILL!

Step up, Step in and let the Fun Begin!

Friday, December 11th, 2009

FEAST OF FLESH

Sex & Danger Double The Fun for this Fabulous Feast of Flesh - Featuring Thrill Kill Jill & Tyler Fyre.
What Fun Festivities could be in store? It's not the Daredevil show kids, it's it's own whole fleshy animal. Find out and taste it for yourself!

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

LUCKY DAREDEVIL THRILLSHOW!!

The LUCKY DAREDEVIL THRILLSHOW is fast paced and funny, death-defying daredevil stunt spectacular with all the glitter, glamour, and gut-wrenching thrills of a Vegas show. Guaranteed to please, amuse, and amaze audiences of all ages! Hosted by silver tongued devil, TYLER FYRE, and the dominatrix of danger, THRILL KILL JILL!

Step up, Step in and let the Fun Begin!